Schumer
2021-02-16 22:42:09 UTC
During a recent Trump stop, a heckler from the audience
hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place
that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that,
dummy"?
The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college
records, his passport application, his immigration status as a
student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college
records, and his Selective Service registration.
"What's your next question?"
hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place
that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that,
dummy"?
The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college
records, his passport application, his immigration status as a
student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college
records, and his Selective Service registration.
"What's your next question?"